jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

australiansanta:

anonymous compliments are so cute like their only aim is to make you feel better, they dont want any respect or personal thanks, just the satisfaction knowing they made someones day, now how fricken cute is that am i right

(Source: australiansanta)

trohmen:

you know those albums you like to listen to during a certain season like in the springtime i like to listen to from under the cork tree, during winter i like to listen to from under the cork tree, during fall i like to listen to from under the cork tree, and in the summer i like to listen to from under the cork tree

WAIT

burnsherlock:

ima-mini-cookie:

SHERLOCK SAID RICH BROOK IS GERMAN FOR REICHEN BACH.

THE EPISODE IS ABOUT “RICHARD BROOK’S” DEATH.

NOT SHERLOCK’S.

IT’S LITERALLY CALLED “THE RICH BROOK FALLS.”

THE “RICH BROOK” FALLS.

WAIT SO THAT WOULD MEAN MORIARTY IS DEAD THEN THAT MEANS SOMEONE JUST MADE THE VIDEO TO KEEP SHERLOCK IN LONDON

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji)

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor)

castielcampbell:

kurloz-in-a-box:

somekidsaregaythatsokay:

Why do people use the bible as an excuse to be homophobic? Look at all the things the bible forbids.  

Just to point this out

he looks really sad about the no football one

castielcampbell:

kurloz-in-a-box:

somekidsaregaythatsokay:

Why do people use the bible as an excuse to be homophobic? Look at all the things the bible forbids.  

Just to point this out

he looks really sad about the no football one

realjunkstory:

Fact: comic creators share feelings with fangirls, often.

realjunkstory:

Fact: comic creators share feelings with fangirls, often.

(Source: lissadrgomir)

heart:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.