trends women should avoid 2014: men’s opinions
there need to be more “fuck you” type songs that arent breakup songs because there are plenty of people who deserve the bird that aren’t exes
making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you about their problems
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
Fuck right off
THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE
My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.