polkanots:

trends women should avoid 2014: men’s opinions 

neptunain:

there need to be more “fuck you” type songs that arent breakup songs because there are plenty of people who deserve the bird that aren’t exes

the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b:

parenting tip

making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you about their problems

(Source: montparnah)

(Source: memewhore)

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

mauridianhallow:

starkid-nerdfighter:

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Fuck right off

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

(Source: zarialinton)

nashaawest:

hellojoeyyy:

Rosetta Stone

My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.

(Source: bzfd.it)

(Source: reichebach)

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD